- me: why did you just reblog that from them
- me: i literally just reblogged that
- me: you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
- me: is it because you don't like me
- me: is it because i'm fat
I always feel like I should apologize for my personal posts, but then I realize that I have Ultimate Blog Power. I can write an essay about how sad I am and then post ten pictures of dogs rollerblading. You can’t stop me.
i was never jealous of barbie’s body
i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend